⛧ The Key To The Pearly Gates ⛧ [Premium Membership]

Sale price $69.99 Regular price $666.00

The Dr. Plague Gentlemen's Club 
(Premium Porno Plague Membership Package)

Don't be one of those poor unfortunate souls that didn't join the dark side when they had the chance. The powers that be are offering - not only for a limited time, but a ONCE IN A LIFETIME & EXTREMELY EXCLUSIVE Membership Package that will NEVER be available again. ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL 09/16/2018!

WHAT IS THE DR. PLAGUE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB?

Since this is a big ticket item we are going to invest some time into giving you all the information you need here. So allow us to clear a few things up for you as we answer some questions that we commonly get.

Right now you are on PornoPlague.com but what we want to make clear to everybody is that this is NOT that final incantation of the website. No siree. FAR from it. The 'PornoPlague.com' you are seeing and browsing through right now is merely just a veil being pulled over your eyes. Imagine if you will, you are standing outside of Disneyland before the park actually opens. That is where you are right now.

You can catch a tiny, tiny, very small insignificant glimpse of the PornoPlague.com that is to come by visiting 'The Last Tour On Earth'

Keep in mind, that is an extremely small preview of the full fledged Porno Plague experience that is on it's way. A PLAGUE IS CUMMING! (We will continually update the Last Tour On Earth page as we have new images and preview to include in it.

So when PornoPlague.com Flood Gates Open; visitors to the website will be able to use it, browse it and enjoy it as they would any other free and open adult website. HOWEVER, there will be a 'premium membership' area of the website which we have dubbed;

The Dr. Plague Gentlemen's Club

This premium area of the website comes with a ton of perks that you'll most definitely want if you're a smut enthusiast or loyal Porno Plague follower. 

Like many other notable adult websites; this premium area will cost a monthly fee in the future and will have a variety of different membership options and that is why our current offer here is something you need to jump on while the gettin' is still good. Because the following options included in this LIMITED - ONCE IN A LIFETIME membership package will NEVER be available again.

THE KEY TO THE PEARLY GATES MEMBERSHIP PACKAGE

[-] UNLIMITED LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP ACCESS TO PORNO PLAGUE'S PREMIUM AREA - Dr. Plague's Gentlemen's Club - (NEVER PAY A MEMBERSHIP FEE AGAIN)

[Detail] Full access to our library of full-length 100% unique videos that you can't find anywhere else and/or taboo shit the rest of the internet is too scared to keep on their websites. Because Porno Plague brings the dark web to the fuckin' light!

[-] SPECIAL 'KEYHOLDER' BADGE ON YOUR PROFILE

[Detail] Special 'Keyholder' Badge on the public AND Private DR. PLAGUE ONLY Forums. Because PornoPlague.com Will also act as a social network with profiles, chats and forums, we have our web developers drawing up a special badge that will never be attainable again that will be displayed on your profile and next to your username once the full website launches. Not only will it look gnarly as fuck but status matters and other members of the website will know you're legit and be more willing to share, trade and chat with you. The Keyholder Badge will give you real O.G. Status.

[-] NO ANNOYING SHORTLINKS OR USELESS ADVERTISING

[Detail] Advertising is a necessary evil, and while Porno Plague prides itself in not lowering ourselves to the desperate to the backhanded tactics used by the big companies, you can pay your dues now and get rid of those shitty ads when you login to your premium Porno Plague account. Forever be able to skip shortlinks and go straight to the download on our special Mega,nz/Uploaded/Downloadable content.


[-] LIFETIME 5% OFF IN THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

[Detail] No restrictions or eligibility crap. Whatever goes into that motherfucker, you get 5% off of. (Future store products include (but are not limited to) other Porno Plague type memberships (including the much anticipated anon-ib replacement by Porno Plague; "Locals Only". Also unique, weird, taboo as fuck, custom and souvenir sexy toys & gifts. Items from the prophets/Plague angels and premium content/videos/photos (of which you will already have free access to). But everything before that? YOU = 5% FOREVER. Not to mention this 5% off can and will be included with any other discounts or sales we may offer in the future. Not even future premium memberships will include this perk.


[-] ACTUAL 'KEY' TO THE PEARLY GATES!

[Detail] We'll send you a real, physical, authentic Porno Plague brand 'key' to the pearly gates designed by our Porno Plague web & content artists; shipped directly to you. This will be a one time only release for those who buy this membership package. It's like having a key to the city, except, it's a key to nothing at all!. So when you die and stand before St. Peter to be judged you can shove it up his ass. (Or you can keep it because it looks fucking gnarly)


[-] 1X PAIR OF USED PANTIES

[Detail] Get an authentic, REAL pair of used panties by ANY of the (female) Prophets. They will wear a pair of panties for an entire day and when they are ready to be sent out, they will be shipped directly to you. YOU CHOOSE which female (and you also have a secondary option to choose the level of dirtiness). Sealed vacuum tight to retain their "freshness." Included in this membership product description you can see the photos of each of the female prophets participating in this membership package welcome gift.

[-] 1X CUSTOM/UNIQUE PHOTO

[Detail] You will also receive a signed photo from the SAME female Prophet you chose above because they will be wearing those same pair of panties you receive in the mail to confirm their authenticity. This signed photo will be mailed will the panties and you will also receive the image in your email early.

[ADD-ON OPTION] We are also offering a VERY fuckin' awesome add-on. You will also receive the photo and everything else as described in this listing but you also have the option to receive a 6 minute, CUSTOM JOI video made SPECIFICALLY for YOU! In which they will also be wearing the pair of panties you will receive. YOU CHOOSE the scenario. YOU write the script (or don't, it's your choice). Make them worship you, or humiliate you, have them scream your name! Make it as sick and as perverted as you want NO F'N QUESTIONS ASKED. PERIOD.

(You can add this option to your Key To The Pearly Gates Membership package upon checkout)


[-] SPECIAL ATTENTION

[Detail] From here on out you get priority attention from any of the prophets or angels, current or future. In the live chats, video sessions, in the comment sections, it doesn't matter where. You also get priority response from our admins or tech support if the reason to contact them may ever arise.


[-] LIFETIME V.I.P. STATUS

[Details] Porno Plague is just gettin' started! So there is going to be a whole fuckin' slew of shit we ain't even thought up yet. V.I.P. Memberships will have monthly fees. But NOT for the lucky ones who wise the fuck up and buy this membership package now. So whatever shit is put up in the future for V.I.P. Members you can feel safe in knowing you're all hooked up already because you paid your dues in advance. THIS IS A FUCKING ADULT INDUSTRY TAKE OVER. Get in while the gettin' is good bitch!

AND JUST BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU; IF YOU PURCHASE THIS PACKAGE NOW WE ARE GOING TO INCLUDE THE 3 MEDIA/VIDEO PACKGES  EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE ON PORNOPLAGUE.COM RIGHT NOW - FOR FREE!!! This Includes;

[-] Drunk Brother Gets A Fucking Intervention (By Tortas&Sodomy)
[-] The 1-Hour Long Creature Feature (By MeetTheCreeper)
[-] The Mystery Pack (By Disasterpisces)

Because if you buy a Key To The Pearly Gates, you deserve some immediate gratification. You will be emailed with instructions and how and where to watch and access these videos. Including options to watch them online right now on our Porno Plague Player and/or streaming & downloading them through our special Mega.nz URL.



THIS MEMBERSHIP PACKAGE WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE UNTIL 09/11/2018 SO DON'T FUCKIN' REGRET NOT BUYING WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. HURRY UP BUTTER CUP.

THE END IS NEAR!


See our FAQ + Terms & Conditions For The Key To The Pearly Gates Membership Package. If you still have any questions afterwards, please feel free to contact us @ [email protected]